$TOP
The meme coin built on pure brain rot energy. No utility. No roadmap that actually makes sense. Just vibes, degen energy, and the collective delusion that this goes to $1B market cap. Ape in or stay poor. Your choice bestie.
Contract Address — verify before buying pls (we trust bro)
PRICE ACTION (THEORETICAL — NFA)
This chart is definitely real and definitely not made up. DYOR lmaooo
$TOP / USD
$0.0000420
+6,969% (all time, trust)
Market Cap
$4.20M
and climbing bestie
42,069
Holders
6,969
Txns (24h)
$420K
Volume (24h)
$2.1M
Liquidity
THE NUMBERS
No team allocation scam. No VC dump. Just vibes and math.
1,000,000,000
Total Supply
ONE BILLION TOP
80%
Liquidity
Locked forever (we ate the key)
10%
Marketing
Pure degen campaigns
5%
Team
Vested 2 years (we not rugging)
5%
Airdrop
For the true believers
Contract Address — copy and ape in bestie
0%
Buy Tax
ape in tax free no cap
0%
Sell Tax
we don't tax the degens
THE LORE
They said the internet was rotting our brains. We said: good. HEADTOP CASH was born from the collective subconscious of terminally online degens who have fully embraced the rot. No thoughts, only $TOP. Only up. Only gm.
Because we stay at the top of your head — rent free, forever. You'll be thinking about $TOP at 3am. You'll be checking the chart in the bathroom. Your family will be concerned. This is normal. This is WAGMI.
Every cycle needs its coin. Every generation needs its degen artifact. HEADTOP CASH is that artifact. We're not just a token — we're a cultural movement built on the fundamental truth that money is fake, vibes are real, and the only thing that matters is whether the number goes up. It will go up. Trust the process. Trust the brain rot. $TOP or nothing.
THE PLAN (PROBABLY)
Not financial advice. This roadmap may or may not be real. We're vibing.
PHASE 1
PHASE 2
PHASE 3
THE TUTORIAL
Even your grandma can do this (but please don't let her)
01
Download Phantom or MetaMask. Don't have a wallet? Bro what are you even doing. Touch grass then come back.
02
Get yourself some SOL or ETH on any CEX. Coinbase, Binance, whatever. Don't ask us how to use a bank.
03
Head to Raydium, Jupiter, or Uniswap. Paste the CA. Slippage 5-10%. Approve. You're literally ngmi if you can't do this.
04
Swap for $TOP. Sit back. Touch no grass. Watch number go up. Tell your friends. Become legend.
NFA. DYOR. You might lose everything. But you also might not. 👀
JOIN THE CULT
Thousands of degens already rotting their brains with us. Come hang. It's free (until you buy $TOP lol).